Yes, Fidhlear, I know the majority of these are shoes- or clothing-oriented! Deal with it. =P
“Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world.” — Bette Midler
“They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.” — Imelda Marcos
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” — Ingrid Bergman
“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.” — Berthold Auerbach
“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?” — Linda Ellerbee
“I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.” — Lin Yutang
“Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat. ” — Sydney J. Harris
“Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.” — Janet Lane
“I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity – all I hope for in my clothes.” — Yves Saint Laurent
“You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can’t love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can’t hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.” — Allan Sherman
“Somewhere someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a seed long ago.” — Warren Buffett
“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.” — Paul Fix
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll still land in the stars.” — Unknown
“As hard as you may try, there are some things in life that just can’t be explained without the help of a clear and concise PowerPoint presentation.” — Unknown
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.” — Unknown
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” — Unknown
“Since light travels faster than sound people appear bright until you hear them speak.” — Unknown
Sources:
http://www.brainyquote.com
http://www.quoteworld.org/
http://www.quotegarden.com
… and my coworkers’ away messages on chat 
