Although Starbucks baristas defiantly claim “We aren’t Jamba Juice” … the coffee giant’s newest concoction, protein-packed Vivanno fruit smoothies, certainly seem an unusual addition to the menu.
Let me share a few important facts about the new lineup at SBUX:
- Both “nourishing blends” roll in under 270 calories.
- Both offer under 5 grams of fat … even less if you opt for nonfat milk over the standard 2%.
- The only available size is Grande.
- No artificial colors, sweetners or high fructose corn syrup are used.
- Both include a whole banana (an insider told me baristas endured special training on banana peeling to avoid those stringy bits!)
- Both feature Starbucks’ proprietary whey protein & fiber powder (16g protein, 5g fiber)
- The caffeine-addicted can add a shot of espresso to the Banana Chocolate Blend for a deeper flavour.
- The Orange Mango Banana can be customized with Matcha Green Tea Powder, adding just 40 calories, antioxidants, and a lovely green tint.
Alright … on to the review. I’ve tried both flavors, as well as the OMB with matcha, and my verdict on all is that although I applaud Starbucks for the effort, there’s just nothing special about the Vivannos. The drinks are smooth but a bit on the bland side, tasty enough for a protein-infused beverage and a refreshing alternative to sugary options elsewhere, but why banana? I’m just not a big banana fan, especially not blended with chocolate, and I know I’m not the only one in the world. Guess I’ll be sticking to my light frappuccinos for now.
