This colorful contraption – it’s the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, folks, no joke – was parked outside Fred Meyer’s in Tualatin last week when I stopped by to pick up a few necessities. All the little kiddies were enraptured by the giant hot dog on wheels. Seriously.
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ... "
And now you’re going to have that silly jingle rattling around in your head all day. Muhahaha.
